The Bump Goes Away

Now D0 tells us there is no CDF bump! Wow. A disappearing $4$ sigma bump. What is a poor theorist supposed to do? I was so trusting of the CDF result, that I spent a good week thinking about the damned bump and deciding it was probably real. Perhaps we should just forget about the HEP experiments, except for a little cheer when they finally exclude all the fairy fields. Plenty of new physics in the sky and in smaller laboratories ...